January
1

Resolution Day

2

Still Too Hung Over From New Year's Day

3

Get to the Gym Day

4

Pay Your Credit Cards Day

5

Check into Rehab Day

6

Snow Appreciation Day

7

F*** I Hate Winter Day

8

Sorry-For-Your-Loss Day

9

Blunt With Your Boss Day

10

Fat Day

11

Personal Health Kick-Off Day

12

I Feel a Cold Coming On Day

13

F*** It's Cold Day

14

Pay Yo' Bills Day

15

Decompression Day

16

Plan a Winter Getaway Day

17

National Insensitivity Day

18

Emotional Sick Day # 1

19

Winter Blues Day

20

Anti-Resolution Day

21

Catch-Up Day

22

Recovery Day

23

Cold Day

24

Snow & Surf Day

25

Snowpocalypse Day

26

Acceptance Day

27

Replace Burnt Out Lightbulbs Day

28

Snowboard Day

29

Ski Day

30

Pick Up The Phone Day

31

Movie Day

February
1

Anti-Depression Day

2

Shortest Month of the Year Day

3

Catch-Up Day

4

Valentine Day Haters Day

5

Hate Partnered People Day

6

Ice Appreciation Day

7

Another Ground Hog Day

8

Anti-Valentine's Day

9

Post Rough Sex Day

10

Carnival

11

Chocolate Fever Day

12

Grey Day

13

Febuary Blahs Day

14

Prozac Day

15

Spill Your Love/Hate Guts Day

16

Winter Blah Day

17

Louis Riel Day

18

Emotional Sick Day # 2

19

Single's Day

20

Buy Some Flowers Day

21

Official Day Off Day

22

Hate the Hate Day

23

Snow Day

24

Hold the Door Open Day

25

Vitamin D Day

26

Groundhog Day

27

Jazzy Blues Day

28

Mid-Winter Day

March
1

Parade Day

2

Charm Day / Anagram Day

3

Catch-Up Day

4

Green Day

5

Drink Green Day

6

Slush Appreciation Day

7

Play With New Toys Day

8

Honorary-Day-Of-Sun Day

9

Male PMS Day

10

First Sunny Day

11

March Madness Day

12

Spend that Budget Day

13

Moderately Warm Day

14

Tax Refund Day

15

Stay in Bed & Read a Book Day

16

No Kids Day

17

National Women's Day

18

Emotional Sick Day # 3

19

Post St. Patrick's Day

20

Cabin Fever Day

21

Clean Your House Day

22

Funny Socks Day

23

Sell Your House Day

24

Charity Day

25

Anit-Bumbaclot Day

26

Earth Day

27

Ponder Spring Arrival Day

28

Chemistry Day

29

Invention Day

30

March Break Bonus Day

31

Brunette Day

April
1

April Fools Retribution Day

2

Spring Fever Day

3

Catch-Up Day

4

Easter Fools Day

5

Rabbit Stew Day

6

Rain Appreciation Day

7

No Family Day

8

We Know You Need It Day

9

Shake a Baby Day

10

Fool's Day

11

Washout Day

12

Chocolate is on Sale Day

13

Stay in and Stay Dry Day

14

Shivering on a Patio Pretending It's Warm Day

15

Truth Day

16

Umbrella Day

17

Darwin Day

18

Emotional Sick Day # 4

19

Flower day

20

Space Day

21

Rainy Day

22

Clean Your Community Day

23

Spring Cleaning Day

24

Worm Day

25

Penis Day

26

Ron MacLean Day

27

Map Day

28

Make Sweet Sweet Monkey Love Day

29

Learning Day

30

Auburn Day

May
1

Spring Day

2

Flowering Trees Day

3

Catch-Up Day

4

Rain Away Day or Spring Thaw Day

5

Celebrate a Queen Day

6

Spring Appreciation Day

7

The Day After Chris's Birthday Day

8

May Fools' Day

9

No Pants Day

10

Beach Day

11

Soccer Football Day

12

Celebrate a Queen in your Life Day

13

Stop and Smell the Flowers Day

14

Blackflies Day

15

Garage-Sale Day

16

1st Patio Day

17

May Day/Pegan Day

18

Emotional Sick Day # 5

19

Meeting Day

20

Problem Day

21

Patio day

22

Bicycle Day

23

Prep For Summer Day

24

Outdoors Day

25

Pay Day

26

Future Day

27

2004-05-02 Day

28

Bucketlist Day

29

Elderly Day

30

Bungee Jump Day

31

Texting Day

June
1

Competition Day

2

Sex in the Hot Sun Day

3

Catch-Up Day

4

Sort Shorts Day

5

Citizen's Arrest a Bad Driver Day

6

Sun Appreciation Day

7

Official Mental Health Day

8

Patio-Beers Day

9

Slap The Fat Guy In The McDonald's Drive-Thru Day

10

Do Whatever You Want Day

11

Time Capsule Day

12

Kids Day

13

June Jamboree Day

14

June Cleaver Day

15

Pedestrian Day

16

BBQ Day

17

Saint Jean Baptiste Day

18

Emotional Sick Day # 6

19

Patio Day

20

Beach Day

21

Midsummers Day

22

Eye Candy Day

23

Heterosexual

24

Fireworks Holiday

25

Lesbian Day

26

Zuckerberg Day

27

Gay Male Day

28

Sexual Day

29

Bisexual Day

30

Trans-Sexual/Gendered Day

July
1

Athletic Day

2

Drink Yourself Stupid on a Patio Day

3

Catch-Up Day

4

Day Off Day

5

Bitch-Slap a Co-Worker Day

6

Summer Appreciation Day

7

Christmas in July

8

Ice-Cream Celebration Day

9

Grab An Ass Day

10

Pride Day

11

We're Good Day

12

Skin Cancer Appreciation Day

13

Fu-uu-u-uck It's Hot Day

14

July Black Day

15

Hug Day

16

2nd Patio Day

17

Construction Holiday

18

Emotional Sick Day # 7

19

Cottage Day

20

Vitamin D Day

21

Water Day

22

Ice Tea day

23

Summer Day

24

Read-a-book Day

25

Goddammit Day

26

Economy Day

27

Speedo Day

28

Sweat Day

29

Air Conditioning Day

30

Elvis Day

31

Dirty Blond Day

August
1

Cottage Day

2

Days are Getting Shorter Day

3

Catch-Up Day

4

Mourning Summer Almost Over Day

5

Get Heat Stroke Day

6

Humid Appreciation Day

7

Sprinkler Day

8

Hangover-helper Day

9

Nude Beach Day

10

Kick the Can Day

11

Good Here Too Day

12

Euro Day

13

Oh Shit Summers Almost Over Day

14

Mosquito-Be-Gone Day

15

Idle Day

16

3rd Patio Day

17

Gold Cup Parade Day

18

Emotional Sick Day # 8

19

Camping Day

20

Wind Appreciation Day

21

Recycle Day

22

Bar Hopping Day

23

Baseball Day

24

Appreciate Your Neighbour Day

25

Schmaugust Day

26

Tax Relief Day

27

Connie Chung's Birthday Celebration

28

Madonna Day

29

Food Day

30

Construction Day

31

Blond Day

September
1

Bring Back Summer

2

Slowly Drifting Leaves Day

3

Catch-Up Day

4

Labour Don't Day

5

Summer Remembrance Day

6

Fall Appreciation Day

7

I've Fallen and I Can't Get Up Day

8

Take-your-parent-to-school day

9

NO Tampon Commercial Day

10

Reading Appreciation Day

11

Terror Free Day

12

Fall Colour Appreciation Day

13

Back To The Grind Day

14

Transit Day

15

Defiance Day

16

Unlabour Day

17

Fall Equinox

18

Emotional Sick Day # 9

19

Frosh Week Day

20

Homework Day

21

Storage for White Clothes Day

22

Buy a Sweater Day

23

Cartoons Day

24

Relax Day

25

Tim Horton's Day

26

National Identity Day

27

Vagina Day

28

Kids in School Day

29

Close the Cottage Day

30

Mourning Summer's-End Day

October
1

Jump in Leaves Day

2

You Octobe Her, You Brought Her Day

3

Catch-Up Day

4

Halloween Day

5

Scare a Kid Day

6

Fog Appreciation Day

7

Sick Of Christmas Already

8

Candy-Overdose Day

9

Masterbation Day

10

Ethnic Day

11

Reduced Technology Day

12

Stock up for Halloween Party Day

13

Albino Day

14

Tofurkey Day

15

Exhibitionist Day

16

Fall Blah Day

17

Embrace Art Day

18

Emotional Sick Day # 10

19

Redecorate Day

20

Leaf Raking DAy

21

Donation Day

22

Costume Creation Day

23

Vegetarian Day

24

Friend Hugging Day

25

Candle Day

26

Sir Sanford Fleming Day

27

Maple Leaf Day

28

Recover from Halloween Day

29

Goodwill Day

30

Astrid Day

31

Halloween Day!

November
1

Planning Day

2

Nova Era Bakery Portuguese Custard Tarts Day

3

Catch-Up Day

4

Not Leaving My Bed Day

5

Check Flights South Day

6

Wind Appreciation Day

7

Really Sick Of Christmas

8

Pretend-It's-Summer Day

9

Make a Pass Day

10

Movember Day

11

Rememberance Day

12

Sagittarius Day

13

Naughty November Day

14

Grooming Day

15

Test Your Friendship Day

16

My Day

17

National Mens Day

18

Emotional Sick Day # 11

19

Sort Photos Day

20

Cold Day

21

Pack the Pounds On Day

22

Anti-Snow Dance Day

23

Meat Eater Day

24

Friend Kissing Day

25

Peace Day

26

Politics Day

27

Lady Gaga Day

28

Treat Yourself Day

29

Penis Day

30

Technology Day

December
1

Promise Day

2

Festivus for the Rest of Us Day

3

Catch-Up Day

4

ChrismaChanukaQuanzaDay

5

Buy Me Something Day

6

Winter Appreciation Day

7

Got Drunk On Christmas and Boxing Day

8

Scotch Day

9

Child Labour Day

10

Shopping Day

11

No Coffee/Tea Day

12

Gift Wrapping Day

13

Pre Deck The Halls Day

14

Retail Day

15

Gate-Crash a Wedding Day

16

Damm It's Getting Cold Day

17

Airing of Grievances Day

18

Emotional Sick Day # 12

19

Holiday Lights Day

20

Xmas Decoration Day

21

Ignore Family Day

22

Hot Chocolate Day

23

Skating Day

24

Anti-Christmas Day

25

Christmas Day

26

Consumerism Day

27

History Day

28

Calm Day

29

Hate the Holidays

30

The World Isn't Ending Day